Foam Ear Plugs

Hey:  does the idea of squeezing foam ear plugs into your ear only to have them fall out .5 seconds after stuffing them into your ear appeal to you? Good. Buy foam ear plugs. 

Babygirl Chronicles: I’m not going to say anything, but someone has to say something.

Babygirls who refer to their boyfriends as “the boy.”

Babygirl Chronicles: He should not have a girlfriend.

Babygirl Chronicles: She’s alienated so many people.

Babygirl Chronicles: Why am I eating this?

People who put their pets on the phone when they’re talking to you

Listennn. I never cared about your pooch Trixi and it’s pretty weird and irrational when you call them out for not saying anything when you toss the receiver in their face, and even worse when you call me out for not saying anything, no less in english. Even if Trixi did breathe heavily into the phone I wouldn’t be dripping with obsession over how cute your dog is.

Babygirl Chronicles: I want colored jeans.

People who read their text messages aloud when they are hanging out with you

hahahahAHAHaha: Thanks for putting down five grand the other night at Pasha. Crazy bottles, crazy models.

Babygirl Chronicles: He’s a very polarizing person.