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Monthly Archives: February 2012
People who put their pets on the phone when they’re talking to you
Listennn. I never cared about your pooch Trixi and it’s pretty weird and irrational when you call them out for not saying anything when you toss the receiver in their face, and even worse when you call me out for … Continue reading
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People who read their text messages aloud when they are hanging out with you
hahahahAHAHaha: Thanks for putting down five grand the other night at Pasha. Crazy bottles, crazy models.
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Babygirl Chronicles: I always grew up playing with the boys.
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People who refer to everything as their jam
‘That’s my jam!’ Greattt song! ‘That’s my jam!!’ Gross. This is not Blossom/Babysitter’s Club circa 1995, not everything can be your jam. When you say that’s my jam, I am forced to imagine you in chenille tube socks and jeggings … Continue reading
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People who say ‘peace out boy scout’ and other variations on the phrase
OO wow maybe I’ll switch up boy scout with trout! That’ll make me sound neato and alternative, won’t it? Like I’m a poet who didn’t know it? Peace out sauerkraut! Peace out face gout!
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