Platform Flipflops ReduXXX

“So he’s like I’m 6’3″ and I’m like I’m 4′ 11″ and in my mind I’m thinking holy shit, I’m so short right? So I get these sandals right and he’s like baby, how’d you get so tall on me? and in my mind I’m like little does he know I got these big styrofoam bricks on my feet to make me grow eight inches.”

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