Monthly Archives: May 2011

People who sign off with ‘cheers’

Why are you toasting to sending out an email? 

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Caramel is pronounced caramel not Carmel

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Drunken Cracked Iphone Stories

I literally fished this out of the Hudson River and then Doug ran over it with his volvo. 

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Babygirl Chronicles: Her thighs touch.

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Babygirl Chronicles: Get after itttttt

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People who bedazzle their laptops with five million bumper stickers

Hey, you on your laptop! I see you!! Congratulations on having things like opinions, belonging to things like organizations, being a member of the local sustainable purple carrot society, don’t kill the weeds they love you club!! I hope you … Continue reading

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Platform Flipflops ReduXXX

“So he’s like I’m 6’3″ and I’m like I’m 4′ 11″ and in my mind I’m thinking holy shit, I’m so short right? So I get these sandals right and he’s like baby, how’d you get so tall on me? and … Continue reading

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Sweatshirts worn with a built-in turtleneck

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Mankles

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Jesus Rope Sandals

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