Monthly Archives: April 2011

Babygirl Chronicles: Honestly, I would tell you if you gained weight.

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Grocery Bag Boots

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Babygirl Chronicles: Too reall, too reaaaall

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Babygirl Chronicles: Are you so excited to graduate?

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Velvet berets with rosebud appliques

Chillout, renaissance woman. You needz a realitee check. We are no longer living in the renaissance and your hat needs to be exterminated with a blow torch. Thank you come again. 

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People who say or text ‘just sayin’

You need to stop using that expression now. You sound like a prepubescent white rapper. Just sayin’! 

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Short-Sleeved Dress Shirts

Vomitrocialakadingdong. 

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Babygirl Chronicles: Honestly, you will get so many compliments on that.

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Saggy Ruched Boots Redux

My shins don’t look like they are covered in fat rolls, do they? 

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Babygirl Chronicles: I’m done with the guys here.

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