Monthly Archives: March 2011

Stop turning your agreement into a show ditty.

Ladies, where did the bottoms of your pants go? 

In my opinion, equally as offensive as failing to say thank you. If you hold the door open for me and I say thank you, in turn, I expect you to say you’re welcome. That’s like being a surgeon and … Continue reading →

Should have waited for a second opinion when you went to lenscrafters babe.

Do you understand the material more than we do, on some deeper cosmic level? Bye.

You are so funky and alternative with that crazy wild lightning bolt flare. Also I wouldn’t wanna mess with anyone with a safety pin stuck on their head.

Hi. What were you doing for the past five years that distracted you from dealing with this thing ——–>

What are you doing. An apple is not that sticky. The juices are not going to spurt and erupt everywhere onto your hands. Its not like its a candy apple.