Monthly Archives: August 2010

People who block elevator doors

You realize you are literally sandwiched between the elevator doors. You should either step further into the elevator chamber or leave so that we can all move on.

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Coach Backpacks and wearing them

Fugnostya.

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People who wear these shirts

Cool.

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Speedwalkers

Wow. You look like you’re in a constant state of limbo deciding whether you should break into a sprint or ease into a breezy stroll. You should have figured that shit out before you started moving. Now you just look … Continue reading

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Parasols and people who use them

It’s called sunscreen, you’re taking up unnecessary space on the sidewalk.

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People who leave messages in the loudest possible areas

No need to leave me messages while at the club, like  WHERE ARE YOU!?!? GET YOUR ASS OVER HERE!! HAHAHA!!! Because I probably won’t be able to hear what you’re saying given the din. Why not leave a text instead.

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People who say conversating instead of conversing

Its conversing. Not conversating. k thnx.

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Cell-phone holster

Why?

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Open-toed winter boots

Why?

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Cell phone satchels

No words.

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