Monthly Archives: April 2010

Stop tip-toeing everywhere and learn how to walk like everyone else.

Don’t you hate when you can’t tell if someone’s excuse-mes are hostile or apologetic? Like you can’t tell if they are saying excuse-me because they’re apologizing for being in the way or if they think you’re in the way? In … Continue reading →

OKAY, I get it. Sleepyhead is a really great song, but not all sleepyhead remixes are equal and most of the time, they basically suck.

You will literally not be able to get the stench off of your clothes. Like it will never come off.

Come on, you lazy asshole. If you are a senior citizen, you are exempt from this complaint, but if you do not have varicose veins and find yourself out of a wheelchair, then please make it easy for the rest … Continue reading →

Thank you again, American Apparel, QVC, and other shopping channels that have kindly designed, or rather wasted millions of hours inventing stupid ways to wear a scarf that should really only be worn around the neck. OOo look, you can … Continue reading →

Grossnossity.