Santa’s obese red pantsuit in the form of a purse

Midget Ties

Girls who pose in pictures on swingsets

Lalala I’m such an innocent little girlie who loves to swing on the swingset. 

Babygirl Chronicles: I hate shopping.

Babygirl Chronicles: That gives me a headache.

Babygirl Chronicles: I’m from the bay area.

Dudes who preface all of their texts with haha.

Haha what?

Haha what did you do?

Haha yeah maybe.

Babygirl Chronicles: I wish I could just keep you in my pocket.

Babygirl Chronicles: Do you.

Babygirl Chronicles: Amazing cinematography.