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Sheath Boots

I didn’t think things could get any better than the saggy sam ruched boot (stage right), but damn you boot industry you’ve really outdone yourselves. The sheath boot (5 o’clock) is for those consumers who weren’t born with cankles and want to look like a horse.

Babygirl Chronicles: Does that make sense?

Babygirl Chronicles: I’m calling you now.

People who fail to remove their suit label on their sleeve

Thanks for relieving a lot of the awkwardness associated with yanking a stranger’s collar to check the label. You have now made it a lot easier and more socially acceptable for me to be a label whore simply by staring at the sleeve of your sumptuous euro suit. 

Babygirl Chronicles: We just cuddled.

Idiots who wear their sunglasses dangling on their temples

Resting your sunglasses on your head is pretty lame if you ask me. I’m just gonna rest the stems of my sunglasses precariously at my temples so that if they fall off my face and I smash them with my DUNkz I can buy a new purr. Dispozabull sunglasses that elongate my face and turn it into a square plastic sunglasses beard wutt wutt.